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Ginny: Honey what’s wrong?Bob: Oh, I don’t know.
Ginny: You’ve been moping around for days. Is something wrong at work?
Bob: No, I just got that promotion, and now I’ve got the new office and everything, work is nice.
Ginny: Hmmm, maybe your sex life isn’t where it ought to be. [He looks at her] no, it can’t be that. Are you feeling like a slobby pig lately?
Bob: Uh uh. I’ve been getting to the gym regularly. It’s like this six pack is made of granite.
Ginny: And still you’re feeling down in the dumps.
Bob: I know. It’s like my whole life is going exactly the way I planned it, and all I can do is sit back and feel despondent.
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Bob: Really? What’s wrong with me?
Ginny: You’re suffering from Too Much Focus. What you need is a strong dose of But That Wasn’t What I Had In Mind!
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Ginny: Here, eat this fruit roll up.
Bob: Fruit roll up? But that wasn’t what I had in mind.
Ginny: Exactly. Eat up. [he eats] A Fruit roll up is only a small dose, but give us a little time we’ll have you playing Duck Duck Goose with Boo Radley in no time.
Bob: Gosh, I’m feeling better all ready. Thanks But ThatWasn't What I Had In Mind!
[both turn and smile at the camera like maniacs.]
posted by Sarah Eliza @ 10:49 AM
2 Comments:
The magic cure! Thanks, corporate America for solving yet another problem I didn't know I had...
Very funny. That silly Bob and Ginny.
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